toastoat:

"you’re so full of yourself" is such a weird expression like what else would I be full of???? bees??? styrofoam?????







didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

dicklover3001:

dicklover3000:

i am the biggest dick lover of them all

not so fast



lanadelreycist:

when you get called on to present in classimage





clestroying:

*looks in the mirror*

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(Source: clestroying)



clituorice:

when i see a cute boy on the street

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damianmcgintleman:

the greatest thing about this video is how genuinely enthusiastic this woman is about her arts and crafts hobby i mean she is in such unadulterated joy like i will never be as happy about anything in my life as she is about this sponge i envy her

(Source: nevereverbeensosatisfied)





kill-whitepeople:

once and awhile a tweet comes around that is absolutely poetry and this is it 

so-personal:

everything personal


(Source: whatafuckinfamilypicture)



original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.